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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
mugGet the You can "keel" me latermug.

me

he doesn't like rats

he was also been blocked by kim kardashian when he told this i love taylorswift13 and i think bout to stream her album Lover
then angelika was created fake account by him and calling to maxmud gay word and he doesn't feel well that son of bitch tires to steal my best childhood friend and she brainwashed her and calling me i am liar her name is angelika ann stawska that little rat bitch
by Maxmud October 12, 2020
mugGet the memug.

me

not me, but you, but me you!
wanna go to the movies wi--forget this, you should know what this means.
by Zombiesmitters May 6, 2015
mugGet the memug.

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 25, 2024
mugGet the Dad is helping me hang a shelfmug.

penalize me

to punish someone mentally, physically, psychologically, sexually, etc.
by YeetSkeetLilXan February 1, 2018
mugGet the penalize memug.

Glock Me

Glock Me is to have a gun shoved up your pussy, preferably a Glock.
Glock Me now as I’m feeling really freaky! Oh, and brave. LOLOLOL. Ohhh! Ahhh! Yassss!
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
mugGet the Glock Memug.

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