shit, yeah man

When you forget to do something or go somewhere because your high, then you asked to do something.

Guy 1: lets go somewhere
Guy 2: im too high dude, but ok

An hour and two biffs later...

Guy 1: come on, are we going then?
Guy 2: shit, yeah man, lets go

by schneaky June 3, 2009

Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.

Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!

by Avionic January 12, 2011

Piece of Shit bar

a candy bar that is made of 80% chocolate,15% nuts,5% total shit, it tastes good until someone tells you whats in it or u look at the nutrition facts.

On his adventure, Jessie Gandhi used a piece of shit bar to lure one of Abdul's warriors and then kill them

by JJGandhi May 3, 2011

Shit N Run

When Somebody takes a shit in your bathroom and gets it everywhere and then leaves right after

Trevor: theres Shit everywhere Johnny: looks like it was a shit n run

by cryo30 October 1, 2010

Heres some shit

1. Evidence that someone is about to go on a tangent that may or may not have a point

After he said,"Heres some shit.: everything got all confusing and I just quit paying attention

by clichedguy February 5, 2006

"give a shit" card

a card you pull out when you really dont like what the other person is saying but you have to pretend to listen attentively until that person is finished

I had to pull out my "give a shit" card when Nate started rambling on about how he had to fix up his dad's shitty car over the weekend

by the dude that knows everything March 11, 2009

dumb shit bastard

A person who is so fucking dumb their family disowned them. Therefore they have become a bastard. Dumb shit bastards are annoying. Their faces beg for a flurry of punches from everyone within a two mile radius.

That weird kid looks like a dumb shit bastard.

by TartarSauce January 5, 2015