by Profes.Bob: Professor of ballt July 13, 2023

Jack: John, why have you been scratching your balls for ages?
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
John: You don't understand, man, I got a bad case of ball weld.
by Pseudonaut July 25, 2013

I want to shave off my ball sprouts, but I'm scared I'll cut my balls and my testicles will fall out
by ghostlyt August 4, 2014

by PhsycicDictionary69 August 7, 2019

when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
by gamergodXD June 2, 2023

by DoubleDDucky October 3, 2016
