I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Messenger Add Oak".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

Me

You

"Me happy. Me good."
"YOU THE FUCKING WHAT?"

by psuedooldhandle April 27, 2022

Tickle me elmo

Is when you shower at a buddy's place dump out his shampoo and conditioner and fill them up with your baby gravy to help with his texture of his hair.

Dustin was at the gym said something about his tickle me elmo and how much bounce his hair had.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

me

not you

I'm me.

by the average person on Earth April 15, 2023

Don’t Thai to me

The popular online term “Don’t Thai to me” have an exact definition but it boils down to “don’t lie to me” ,“don’t steal from me” or “don’t cheat on me” . This term can often be found during a heated conversation between an outsider and a Thai person where the outsider typically responds to the Thai person’s accusation by saying “don’t thai to me”. It's believed to have originated in Malaysia, Singapore, and Hong Kong in around 2013.

P1: “Hey, Angkor Wat is actually from Thailand”

P2: “don’t thai to me”

by siam555 July 28, 2025

On me Ma's life

When you are so sure of something that you sacrifice your gollume mother for it

On me ma's life I will get the gollume toker back B

by Gollume July 14, 2025