Your mom

The most funny joke you'll ever hear.

Ooga Booga: "Hey what are you doing today?"
Eefy jeffry: "Your mom."

by October 01, 2021

your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 December 11, 2017

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019

Your mom

Your mom is what I did today

Some random guy: hey what did you do today
Me: I did your mom XD

by Repetidora July 22, 2021

your mom

your mom

your mom

by Big Shooter 101 December 01, 2019

Your Mom

The fattest person alive with the widest pussy known to man.

Person1: My house broke down yesterday.
Person2: Because of "your mom"?

by MDM55 September 20, 2021