horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.

Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop

by GenderBendr November 12, 2021

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021

kill me where i stand

some overdramatic anime shit

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand

by Séan Miller February 10, 2022

I see where I stand

Knowing your place in other lives and their priorities.

*Friend groups excluded her*
Girl: “wow I see where I stand”

by Lovinn Machine April 10, 2022

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

i know where you live

what a person says when they know your residence.

Person 1: Hey man, how are you?!
Person 2: I know where you live.
Person 1: Where do I live then?
Person 2: 6 Curthill street

by the best pahntom December 7, 2022

The Great Wheory

A theory about the laws of comedy, mainly written with the letter W.

It is often seen as a genius text, as W often stands for "winner", showing his devotion to proving his theory is right.

Here is a line from The Great Wheory, in which you'll be able to notice the re-occurring presence of the letter W:

With or without knowledge, we always have wisdom in our minds, whenever we talk or whenever we will do anything, we often wind up a music box of wacky comedy, which ends up winning everyone's laugh. This is The Great Wheory.

by Aklho March 23, 2023