Watching Countdown

A euphemism for masturbating, stemming from the idea of watching the rather mundane but charming letter/number-based UK game-show, Countdown.

"Eric, what are you doing up there?"
"I'm watching countdown, mum!"

by nompynuthead May 22, 2017

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

Watch yo rear view

When a stupid cuh believes he has opps and decides he will tell others to watch their rear view in attempt to scare the opposition

He has “watch yo rear view” in his bio

by World-Dictionary February 28, 2023

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024

Norwich wrist watch

The act of fisting a sibling when in the Norfolk County

They are too close a family. I heard they often partake in a Norwich wrist watch

by Big Mug Of Tea February 13, 2024

pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.

Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.

by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024

TV Watching Utensils

Condoms and Lube

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session

by D Flawless November 13, 2021