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two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.
"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."
by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009
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Two-Frame Fall

When someone goes from standing to laying on the ground in a split second, or two cartoon frames.

Often used in Family Guy, the audience never sees the action of falling, just the aftermath.
Joe fell so quickly on the sidewalk, it was practically a two-frame fall.
by iheartejs November 23, 2009
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fifty two fifty fake

When a hot bit*h sets a date with you and makes you think your gonna get to fuc*, then..... BAM, fiftytwo fity fake the dumb bitch don't show or answer her phone.
damn that broad from the golf course did the fifty two fifty fake on chris! he was waiting on night on that broad!
by catdick from da high April 25, 2010
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season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.
dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!
by 3Wishes March 5, 2011
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Two-rufie fuck

Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011
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Two in the Glory Hole

when a man sticks his testicles into a woman's agape asshole repeatedly until he then sticks his penis into her asshole and ejaculates.

Depending on the radius of the asshole one's testicles may be sore after repeated penetration
Friend 1: Dude how wild was that chick last night?

Friend 2: Crazy man, she made me do two in the glory hole until i nutted right up in her ass, my balls hurt like hell though
by Barcelona Supporter April 25, 2011
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two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.
There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.
by vindex parsley April 27, 2011
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