Tennessee Two Bagger

A chick so ugly that in order to have sex with her, you need two paper bags - one for her, and one for yourself in case hers falls of..

Paper or plastic sir?

Paper. I'm going out with a Tennessee Two Bagger tonight.

by Chastro D October 13, 2007

two feet of meat

Suprisingly non-sexual term. Refers to the act of going to Subway twice in one day, eating a footlong sub each time and thus consuming two feet of meat.

Man I had serious munchies last night. Two feet of meat baby!

by Rage from rhuvok.com November 22, 2004

Tic oat two

It's the (un) official Tic Tac Toe 2. Created by Oats Jenkins

Wanna play Tic oat two?

by EndBorn October 28, 2022

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

by billy poopluvr May 4, 2004

the lesser of two evils

still evil.

Pick the lesser of two evils all you want, it's still evil.

by vanillabearajh October 21, 2009

flank two position

Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.

(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.

Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!

by CDeck January 22, 2006

Two-Beer Joe

A name for a person who acts like a jackass while drinking

You’re a real two-beer joe when you drink.
Quit being a two-beer joe, you’re acting like a dick.

by benlewis76 November 4, 2018