Turd Whistle

A Turd whistle is a Fart. Its a turd honking for the right of away.
"Brrrrrrraaaaaaapp! Did ya hear that turd whistle" "Hey there ya turd whistle" "Hey turd whistle, drop and give me 20"
by fartsupply August 06, 2018
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Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.
you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*
by beauwtw January 09, 2013
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turd blaster

A person who spend a lot of time in the toilet at work
Person 1: "Hey where's the turd blaster again?"
Person 1: "He's turd blastin a shatapult"
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Cappy-Turd

A Cappy-turd is someone who is extremely complicated yet simple, let me break it down.
Cappy: Extremely happy and positive, but gets in a crappy mood when people don't respond, also fairly annoying & clingy which is unfortunate since they have a good personality
Turd: They have a low self esteem and are a literal turd, this could also be a metaphor for wanting to break free and fly away but there are too many barriers in the way (Cappy-turd = Flappy Bird)
So, essentially a Cappy-Turd is just someone who is crappy and happy.
Did Janey just double text you?? She must be a Cappy-Turd
by ubbi dubbi doo June 04, 2017
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Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm
Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!
by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021
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Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received
I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.
by Dr Fred October 08, 2017
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turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!
Dude, he had turd teeth!
by Craycray75 April 01, 2015
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