Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.

Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?

by Dankmemes August 15, 2016

Bas-Turd

A play on words . While a bastard is a child born out of wedlock , a Bas-Turd is an unwanted or poorly timed bowel movement.This Bas-Turd lie its namesake is often not well received

I thought i had gas but it was a damn Bas-Turd.

No gas station and this Bad-Turd comes knocking.

by Dr Fred October 8, 2017

turd teeth

One who's teeth are disgusting like a crack or meth head with stank breath!

Dude, he had turd teeth!

by Craycray75 March 31, 2015

Bass turd

A bass turd is fish shit.

There's bass turds around the lake.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Waddling turd

This insult is usually aimed at people of different ethnicity (preferably fat pakis). They are referred to as waddling turds due to there poo like skin colour and their fat body’s waddling everywhere they go.

Bob- “hey craig do you know what the time is”
Craig- “no ask Khai the waddling turd”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Turd burglar

One that sneaks into bathrooms and harvests an unflushed piece of human feces for later consumption.

Your uncle can’t pick you up from school he isn’t allowed within 100 feet of the school because he’s a turd burglar.

by Cumsack198 May 4, 2022

turd splurge

When the turds splurge everywhere.

shit hits the fan, the turds can't stop coming. #2020turdsplurge
Someone's gonna splurge in ur turd, turd in ur splurge. Hot.
You're a nuisance, you cause trouble and that makes you a stinky turd.

I also tell my dog he's a turd splurge whenever he tries to eat squirrels !! >:((

"Dude, I'm gonna cause a TURD SPLURGE !!"

"Awesome man, I turded in ur butthole last night !"

by Horsecockgod1994 May 1, 2020