Having the ability to destroy any film by simply being in its cast (named after Judge Reinhold, who is the first known example of this phenomenon. based originally on "The Midas Touch", a story about a king who could turn anything to gold by touching it)
"Danny DeVito and Bette Midler would have been good in 'Ruthless People', but that movie got hit by The Reinhold Touch"
"Chris Tucker definitely has The Reinhold Touch; even Anthony Hopkins and Roman Polansky couldn't make Rush Hour 2 worth seeing; he screwed up Fifth Element with Gary Oldman and Bruce Willis; and Quentin Tarantino couldn't make 'Jackie Brown' work."
"Chris Tucker definitely has The Reinhold Touch; even Anthony Hopkins and Roman Polansky couldn't make Rush Hour 2 worth seeing; he screwed up Fifth Element with Gary Oldman and Bruce Willis; and Quentin Tarantino couldn't make 'Jackie Brown' work."
by Aaron Sylvan January 6, 2008
Get the The Reinhold Touch mug.An expression used to celebrate succeeding while either very high or faking it.
Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.
Refers to a line 3:07 into "Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No"--James Blagden's animation of Pirates pitcher Ellis's retelling of the no-hitter he pitched on acid--when Ellis recounts a play where he very gracefully covers first base.
Q: Dude, the client loved those concepts you did last night.
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!
A: Cool, cuz I was high as fuck when I wrote em. Oooh I just made a touchdown!
by Shockman November 18, 2009
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you defeat someone in fencing. they lost. they'll say "touche".
2.
hollow man: you're ugly
person: atleast i "have" something to look at
hollow man: touche
you defeat someone in fencing. they lost. they'll say "touche".
2.
hollow man: you're ugly
person: atleast i "have" something to look at
hollow man: touche
by david lui July 12, 2005
Get the touche mug.the sole criteria that defines a relationship for that category of guys that are only after a piece of a**. these guys also tend to hit on women much younger than them, example a college freshman and a highschool freshman. interaction tends to lead to blind groping in his car, then after she goes home he gets drunk and passes out puking in the public parking lot behind the prison. avoid these guys.
A&A: so how are things between you and that freshman?
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.
by angus bohanon July 9, 2006
Get the touchyourpenis mug.A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned"
Subject 1: I fucked your mom
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché
by Ashphamy April 4, 2009
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I used to know this chick that would give out the Midas Touch under the bleachers. Only bad part was having a golden mule afterwards.
by Gantalopian May 3, 2010
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Girl: "omg i have no freaking idea what's going on.. this grass is so soft..."
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"
Guy: ejaculates on face
Girl: sputters and frantically wipes of face "omg I'm drowning!"
Guy: puts it away, zips up pants, runs in circles with arms outstretched like a plane yelling "touchdown!"
by Antigoddess73 February 27, 2009
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