Toasted Head

While getting head grab the girls hair and light the back of her hair on fire.

Brady: What happened to the back of her head dog.
Jordan: I gave her a toasted head last night and now she wont talk to me.

by adamlevine069 September 28, 2011

toast

stale bread

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by frozened egg February 3, 2022

Baby toast

bread, usually when intended to be placed in the toaster.

Man, I was going to have some breakfast, but we're all out of baby toast.

by whoa. it's a chair. August 28, 2010

Toast

a brutally honest little bitch that needs to sleep and learn to NOT STAY AWAY 24/7 LIKE BITCH SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP!!!!

Person A: hey have you seen that Toast doesn't sleep?
Person B: yeah stop being a bitch and sleep toast

by Casualcorpsestealer March 10, 2021

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

The Toast Man

Retarded racist Polish man who uses Reddit and Discord, he has two beautiful daughters: Christine and Adama.
he's from East Poland but lives in West Poland.
if you see a Reddit user called "amon_gus_sus42069"
or
"@Toaster_brained_idiot" on discord, avoid that user.

"God dammit i hate The Toast Man he's so racist"
"kill yourself"

by Tit sucker January 20, 2024

toast girl

A very cute girl who knows how to make toast with butter, and bring it to you with a smile on her face.

hi, I am am the toast girl and here’s your toast

by glowbot4L December 31, 2022