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Oakton Community College

Oakton Community College is a community college located in Des Plaines, Illinois, right on the Des Plaines River.

Oakton is a physically small school, the building being mostly one long hallway. The classes are organized so basically anyone can pass, and you won't learn a single thing here.

There's also a disproportionate amount of weiiiiiird people here. They also have tampons in all the men's restrooms. The vending machines have frozen hot pockets though. Hot chicks are few and far between. Also everyone's fat, almost nobody rides a bike.
Guy dylan: Yo, I go to Oakton Community College!!

Gal Sasha: I'm sorry for your loss
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Community pool

A community pool is a place where it is public to the whole town and you can pay a yearly membership to go.
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Community Man

A man who is in every female’s phone

A male who messages or sleeps around with a lot of significant others.
He’s actually a Community Man or
I Love my Community Man
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Dunshaughlin community college is a large secondary school with many from navan ratoath and towns alike attend. It is popularly know for its large number of gays and the dead banter many of the pupils have. All females must wear fake tan and bottoms up their asscrack where all boys must have perms in order to pull the females . If you don’t have a perm you have no chance
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A type of storytelling created in the digital and virtual world of the Internet where the stories of a given narrative are defined and submitted by users in different formats (writing, digital art, painting, videogames, videos, etc.) so that the whole fictional world evolves with direct input from its community.
The Neon Universe world is based off of Community Fictional Storytelling
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