hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015

hairy macaroni

an STD achieved by dropping hair on your friend's macaroni

Dude 1: *eating macaroni*
Dude 2: *drops hair on his macaroni*
Dude 1: dude wtf, you just gave me hairy macaroni...
Dude 2: ah my bad man, you should go see a doctor about that...

by willBIRDMAN March 22, 2011

Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

Hairy lady watchdog

Usually a quirky twitter woman/furry that doesn't like it when men make fun of some other quirky twitter woman's/furry's unibrow and overgrown armpit hair they show off on Tik Tok/Twitter to defeat the patriarchy.

Normal human being: I'm really not into hairy girls but you keep up being pressed about it.
HLW: Well she don't want you either!
Normal human being: Whatever you say, hairy lady watchdog.

by kaidrilled December 5, 2022

Hairy Houdiener

A person who ghosts people and is a complete Cock about it.

A Hairy shaft.

Bro, you’re being a complete Hairy Houdiener right now.

by Mcmarley Charlie September 19, 2021

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025