Flat

A DMV (dc, northern virginia, maryland) slang meaning, “fresh”.

One may also say: “Stanley”. This is a play on words- gesturing to the famous childhood book, “Flat Stanley”.

Calling someone Stanley is calling them Flat.

*Your boy posts his fit on Instagram*

Your comment: “Flattt 🔥💯” or “Stanley 🫰”

by vimus May 26, 2022

Down the flats

The flats also known as a large scenic Feild of view,most commonly a beach,creek,out bush or a place to camp or pump yabbys. Just a place where you could have a bit on.

Big Cambodian pissed his swag after a big night ,you could say he had a bit on down the flats.

by Tatto the ferret December 10, 2023

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

big flat balls

your gay and have no balls

big flat balls means nobalsnodic

by Quandale Dingle The 1st September 2, 2022

Flat Earther

Someone whose mother drank while pregnant, though it is also a possibility that they have suffered a blow to the head, causing mental retardation.

Person 1: Did you know that Jessica is a flat earther?
Person 2: Yeah, her mom should have never had that one sip...

by ranocchio May 5, 2023

Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!

Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 20, 2025

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017