spider-gwen splits booty game

The greatest game that has ever existed as in I saw a random pop-up on google for a game that had spider-Gwen with a randomly huge butt

person: plays spider-Gwen splits booty game then immediately reaches enlightenment.

by urghuofd9gui January 28, 2022

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010

DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS

A sentence used to ask a human if a Spider has puss puss

"DOES SPIDER HAS PUSS PUSS?"

by PLEAAAAAASSSSSSSEEE HHHHEELP March 20, 2017

chocolate spider web of doom

Another name for dirt tracking someone

"I did her up the chocolate spider web of doom"

by Roberto DiMatteo May 1, 2004

Pull all the legs off the spider

Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.

Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.

by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010

im going to pet my spider

to jerk at ones penis

Hey steve ill be right back im going to pet my spider in the bathroom!

by thesythmyth May 9, 2018

Big Fat Spider Man Cock

A greeting to your close friends, because it's not gay if its funny.

Hey Josh, show me that big fat spider man cock

by no royals October 1, 2016