Ninja Pubes

Ninja pubes is somone who has very little pubes , it's ninja pubes cause you can't see ninjas very well.

"wow look at those cunning ninja pubes"

by Harry Bee January 15, 2009

Tech Ninja

The title given to the Asian guy you work with who is responsible for fixing the computer problems of his incompetent coworkers even though it isn't in his job description.

Damnit this printer won't print...TECH NINJA...I need your help.

by Incompetent non-Asian coworker November 1, 2012

Ninja Opening

While trying to open a beer bottle at a party, you notice there are no bottle openers. So you use something at the host's house to open the bottle while breaking something in the process.

Phil: Hey Brit how did you open that bottle?
Brit: I just ninja opened it (ninja opening) on Christina's fence, i totally chipped a piece of the fence off.

by PhilipMolo February 14, 2010

Pot Ninja

A pot ninja is when a person takes multiple hits of the weed, or is a shithead mucher.

"James is such a Pot Ninja ."

by fghdfh535 September 6, 2007

the ninjas again

As in " I think its those ninjas"; finely honed deduction; a proclamation of the usual suspects.

"I think its those ninjas"
"Well, i agree it must be the ninjas again."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.

"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."

by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020

Ninja Pooper

A stealthy ninja who poops in the toilet while someone else is using the shower. The ninja pooper then leaves it there with the lid open and exits without making a sound. They are now perplexed at whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all.

While someone is using the shower, a ninja pooper silently walks in and takes the browns to the superbowl without them knowing. You then proceed to exit the room without flushing to confuse the other person as to whether they forgot to flush or even went poop at all. Priceless.

by Sixshot891 July 6, 2011