Monkey Kill - verb - To kill a person in the manner that a monkey/chimpanzee would kill a person; i.e. ripping a face off, biting off digits, and removing a person's genitalia forcibly and in a most rude manner, and then throwing feces on the victim.
That guy who found his daughter naked in the pervert's living-room should have monkey killed that son of a bitch on the spot.
by Dougie Dougster August 17, 2011
The result of the residue or tar left behind on a person's lips after doing an exceptionally large bong hit or hitting on a blunt or blizzo...usually occuring from the bottom of of a person's bag if it is of high quality pot strain like kush, chronic or indo or from smoking any very low grade pot like schwag weed, brown or mexican bud.
by jcinvegas July 01, 2008
by john james June 10, 2005
He got monkey milk on her blue dress
by Morgan Westfield July 26, 2006
Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*
*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots monkey in head*
*voodoo woman makes trade for a jar of dirt*
by Tsav July 18, 2006
originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif
used to express extreme dissapointment
used to express extreme dissapointment
by hans strudlehiemer January 16, 2008
by Jason Mark Smith November 28, 2007