Jiggle Job

a masturbation technique used by overweight men. it involves placing ones erect penis upward under a fat fold and then shaking ones hips and shoulders in order to create enough friction to ejaculate onto ones own stomach fold. extremely offensive to observe or mentally picture.

1) you so fat, u able to give yoself a jiggle job!
2) hank was at work the other day, and i swear he gave himself a jiggle job cause he had this wet mark around his belly button

by whitediddy January 8, 2009

Lacto-job

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.

after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!

by Rasta666 May 18, 2008

B.O Job

When you are doing a girl, and she get's all sweaty. You then do her armpit.
This is the pre-move to a Canker Cleaner.

Me : Last night I got a B.O Job!

Friend1: I totally wish I was you!

by 413X J4M35 January 22, 2009

Grim Job

1. The name for a person who has a Mohawk and comes from Leeds
2. The name for a person who acts like a twat to his mates
3. An adjective for a really bad rim job

1. "What time is it Grim Job?"
"Ten -tut- three!"
2. I'm off now, I'm not gonna stick around after my lectures
3. You farted!!

by Tevage March 28, 2009

Sob Job

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.

We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.

by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013

Flip Job

A woman so unattractive that when a man is having sex with her, he can no longer stay erect unless doing her from behind.

We were watching The Heat, one of my buddy's asked me if I would ever do Melissa McCarthy? I said that I could do it, but it would need to be a flip job.

by Rye guy in the fly high November 25, 2014

Bonnet Job

The art of pleasuring a man using hands, whilst utilizing the bonnet of a car as a support for the man, without being caught by the owner. See also Auto-Erotica.

"Did you see Emma give that bonnet job earlier?" "I heard Tom got an amazing bonnet job" "There's an arse print on that Corsa, reckon someone's had a bonnet job?"

by Beef Horse April 4, 2015