fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty

Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"

by triscuitss March 3, 2009

Fart Hat

The act of farting on top of a persons head.

My boyfriends bald head was cold so I spread my butt cheeks apart, sat on his head, and gave him a fart hat.

by Fart Hat October 11, 2018

Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.

Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.

by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022

mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.

d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.

by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009

spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts September 24, 2015

Rippin Farts

A glorious, melodic and very catch song written by the GREAT ONE. It goes like this.
Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts and Rippin Farts
Rippin Farts

All that here this chart topper will instantly start humming its tune and its no surprise because anything the GREAT ONE does it epic!

Rylee: Hey did you hear this new song it's so FIRE! (I'm a hipster).
Howey: No whatcha listen to dawg?
Rylee: It's Rippin Farts by the GREAT ONE, It's so epic.

Howey: Yeah he's the dopest yo!

by Slayer Rulez March 31, 2021

fart in a spacesuit

one more perfectly descriptive means of stating the utter uselessness of a thing or individual, or to some extent, it's unwelcome status within a given situation, for the most part......see also concrete parachute chocolate kettle ashtray on a motorcycle fart in an elevator

He's hopeless, about as useful & as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit

by Boxhead Of Oz August 23, 2016