I'd Jack That

When you express your desire to steal a nice-looking car. Similar to "I'd Tap That".

"Damn, I'd jack that Phantom"

by SsSaAaMmMii March 25, 2009

fakin' jacks

frontin'

no time for fakin' jacks Cuz niggas who fake jacks get laid on their backs

by block1of4 @ hotmail.com September 11, 2003

jimmy jacked

When bad people block your path.

Crimey, we're jimmy jacked!

by H. Douglas Nuts May 23, 2011

Jack Russell

A very hyper dog that can also be your best friend in the world!

Boy, that jack russell sure does love humpin thangs! I had to rip him off the neighbors cat eairlier!

by Jam_the_surfer July 25, 2007

Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

Dirty Jack

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.

by AyeLad April 15, 2020

jacking block

When someone or something prevents or interrupts a wild session of jacking off, in any of three ways:

1) Something preventing jacking off from occurring, i.e. your dad won't get off the computer or go to bed, so you can't get on and look at porn.

2) You have a mental block and have trouble imagining sex in your mind.

3) If you are already jacking off, and someone walks in at the worst moment, just as you are about to cum. This can either end with an abrupt ejaculation which is not pleasurable and hard to conceal, or the orgasm stops completely. The second way can lead to a nasty case of blue balls.

A: Dude I was jacking off last night and my mom scared the jizz out of me when she walked in!"

B: That sucks dude. Total jacking block.

by Larry Finster December 29, 2009