brainrot, something that will rot your brain so much, that skibidi fanum ohio rizzler fanum tax will go after you
by pleasestoprottingmybrain June 11, 2024

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.
by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

Someone that takes your food, it usually happens at Kai Cenat's streams. Now it's also used by older streams to make fun of the overuse of the slang.
by TheRock34235 December 6, 2023

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.
Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.
Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.
Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024

Hym "Nonononononono. No. Meg. You don't like that I said I don't want my tax dollars to go to feeding your kids and now YOU are saying the same thing about me. Except YOUR taxes aren't going to me. I'm not on ebt. I don't have Medicaid. MY taxes are going to YOU. And YOURS are not going to ME. This IS your entire societal racket. It's YOU... Stealing MY shit and giving it to your kids. That is all. Unless you are one of the people who made a show or game, you did not contribute to my life. You were an obstacle to a good one. You are a crooked casino owner. Scooping my chips away from me and suggesting that I play a different game. And you're not doing it for morality. You're not doing it for justice. And you sure as hell aren't doing it for your kids. You're doing it because the house lost. The second Andy Ngo went on Jordan Peterson. The second to AI started contributing to the world in a material capacity. So, now, you want to let them abscond with my winnings because you're mad you had to sit there and cry about it. You only did it because you thought you would win! Because the chances that I was right were so astronomically low! And then I WAS! So, fuck you! Get your fucking hands off my chips. YOU KNOW AND I KNOW that the government is going to take half of what I get FUCKING ANYWAY and it's going to end up going to your kids. You would have more of them if you would have listened to me."
by Hym Iam February 27, 2025
