Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008

taking an ecuador day

When you call in sick to work but you're feeling fine. Similar in nature to not servicing your sovereign debt when you have billions in currency reserves.

I dunno man he sounded ok on the phone, I think he's taking an ecuador day.

by zerobid December 21, 2008

Tarping

verb, To tarp. The act of receiving oral sex from a female undernieth the covers, then as you ejaculate in her mouth you release a fart at the same time then traping the covers over her head as to administer a dutch oven.

Your sister was blowing the me the other night and I ended up tarping her her.

by Swat Medic 04 June 25, 2010

taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation. The UK English equivalent of "mailing it in" in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: I guess Tara is taking a piss.

by Call Me Ishmael December 27, 2008

Taking Shrooms

Description that is given to men/women who are usually angry and depressed all the time that suddenly become happy and laugh with no particular reason what so ever or become happy and amused by small things.

Example 1
Guy 1: Whats wrong with your wife lately? She baked me cookies and i dont even like baked goods.
Guy 2: Shes taking shrooms.

Example 2
Double Rainbow Guy: Wow thats a double rainbow all the way! OMG!
Guy: Dude, have you been taking shrooms?

by Tien Fox Trot August 27, 2010

taking it slow

When someone starts a long winded story leading to the land of boredom and nowhere with "i was with this girl", and then tells us about how nothing happened with her.

So I was at red jacket, no wait MJ, no wait it was Uhots, and I was with this girl and we were taking it slow

by Father Samuels June 9, 2011

Taking One for the Team

When you and your friends have just smoked a delious bowl and your glass piece is clogged with weed, making it impossible to take a monster rip and someone decides to make a stand and unclog the piece. They do so by sucking in as violently as possible sucking in any buds that may be clogging your inhaling mechanism. He then makes a face of disgust and opens his mouth and shows his tongue. His tongue is covered in ash. He has sacraficed himself in order for the smoking session to run faster and more effiecent.

-"Dude, whats going on, I barely got anything off that hit"
-"I was afraid of this."
-"Afraid of what?"
_"I must 'Take one for the team'"
-"You brave little soldier"

by Jake September 22, 2004