Taco Raptor

A medium size black bird also known as a Grackle. These birds tend to flock around large shopping centers in Texas, nesting and shitting over ever tree they can find in a parking lot. Their main source of food comes from thrown away fast food bags (especially tacos).

Hey Dick Head. Stop throwing your fast food bags in the parking lot for the Taco Raptors to eat. Their are way to many of them and they are shitting on everyone's vehicle!

by Subsite82 August 22, 2023

Goat Taco

A delicious goat taco, or Birria taco

John - "Paul you want to go to Chicago for Goat Tacos?"
Michelle - "Goat taco, is that on Urban Dictionary?"
John - "No, I'm serious, this place has really good goat tacos, I wasn't being dirty."

by Jalapeno Adventure January 22, 2015

taco squat

Female version of teabagging. i.e. placing one's vagina in the face or on the forehead of a friend or foe that has unknowingly passed out or fallen asleep amidst a bad situation.

We had trouble finding a dirty enough stripper to taco squat the drunk guy when he fell asleep.

by kristina123 October 26, 2010

Taco bola

Not to be mistaken for E bola, taco bola, is a severe illness caused by the consumption of too much Taco Bell during one sitting.
Symptoms include:uncontrollable vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and bleeding from every bodily orifice.

After consuming his third Taco Bell: Taco 12 Pack Billy began to bleed from his asshole followed by uncontrollable vomiting and explosive diarrhea.

Poor Billy was fatally killed by taco bola.

by Jdubs97 October 20, 2014

Mouldy Taco

Mouldy Taco

The female genitalia with a yeast infection.

Guy 1: Hey mate, who's that girl over there? She's pretty cute.
Guy 2: I wouldn't touch that if I was you, apparently she's got a mouldy taco.
Guy 1: Shit man, cheers for the advice!

by s3ndo November 5, 2011

Glossy taco

It's a clear nail polish which is known as a glossy taco which is better to say and let the holo rule the world!!!!

Paint your nail with a glossy taco

by Holo4ever1234 January 4, 2018

Cotton Taco

When you first get your period and you're not aware of your vagina so you just wedge the tampon between your labia.

I was 13 and had no instruction before my first period and gave myself a cotton taco.

by Bootsie Barker Bites September 24, 2016