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Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.
1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.
by djamax January 10, 2019
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The greatest game that has ever existed as in I saw a random pop-up on google for a game that had spider-Gwen with a randomly huge butt
person: plays spider-Gwen splits booty game then immediately reaches enlightenment.
by urghuofd9gui January 28, 2022
mugGet the spider-gwen splits booty gamemug.
When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.
Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.
by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010
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Masturbating 8 or more times in a day.
Will: What are you up to this weekend?

Jamie: I'm going to try and beat Rich's record of 7 and pull all the legs off the spider.
by howlingmadwilger March 29, 2010
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