sex

sex is fun

sex is fun

by THE_REAL_SPEAKER March 16, 2021

Sex

What I do instead of studying

Person:did you study for the test

Me: no I was too busy having sex

by Am I gay April 14, 2021

Sex

Fun for the whole family

Dad: wanna have sex?
Rest of the family: sure

by Weebfucker69 April 17, 2021

Sex

What I do with your mom

Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex

by MussoliniWasn'tTheBadGuy April 18, 2021

sex

something i will never have.

me: hey babe, wanna have sex her: no fuck off.

by ILOVEHIMAWARI April 21, 2021

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Sex

Post marriage activities

Hey babe would you like to have sex?

: sorry hun I have a migraine.

by shithouse Bandit June 4, 2021