pulling a hoagie

Pulling a hoagie is defined as, saying you will be back in a few minutes during a Skype call, online video game or any other way of communicating with friends over the internet; then either coming back about two hours or more later; To pull a hoagie one can also never come back.

Example 1:
Person one: Did you hear Jeffery's dad pulled a hoagie on him?
Person two: Yeah he never shuts up about it.
Person one: Can you blame him? It must have been very traumatic.

Example 2:
Person one: I can't believe he pulling a hoagie during our raid!
Person two: Yeah I know! Shittiest healer ever!

by Blitzmus February 21, 2015

Pulling a Cal

"Pulling a Cal" or to "Pull a Cal", when a person leaves their friends in middle of an intense fight to go afk for a bit.

"I need to afk"-Person 1
"In middle of a fight, bro?"-Person 2
"I need to pee"-Person 1
"You are so pulling a Cal right now"-Person 2

by Butterfly_Effect October 12, 2015

Pulling a Paul

Using your own tears as lubricant to jerk off alone

You hear about Rich? He's so lonely that he's been pulling a Paul every night before falling asleep...

by pauljerker August 30, 2016

Pulling a bill cosby

Pulling a bill Cosby the act of druging a women's drink but then realizing its not worth so you decide to fuck an orange instead .

Omg Jose I wish colby would stop pulling a bill Cosby. An just. Go out with janet. "Pulling a bill cosby the act of druging a women's drink but then realizing its not worth so you decide to fuck an orange instead .

by Yanul February 23, 2017

Pulled his card

Call someone out on their beliefs or actions; to hold someone accountable, ideally in public. Examples: pulled her card, pull someone's card, pulled their card.

Ross mentioned Joey's cheating on Rachel right in front of her. Ross pulled his card.

by Adarkane August 6, 2017

Pulling a Ryan

Fucking something up beyond all comprehension.

There is a 100% chance Trump will end up pulling a Ryan.

by MichaelMcMaster July 7, 2018

Pulling A Ralph

When your gf/bf breaks up with you and the other person starts crying

Yo Jamal why are you pulling a Ralph right now.

by GrandeednarG December 15, 2018