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self-named princess

A girl who names herself and parades around like she deserves special treatment or attention.
My friend Sarah is such a self-named princess.

That girl just was just crowned self-name princess
by matt1125 April 2, 2009
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council house princess

A female of low class who wears fake/real designer gear because it makes her look ‘classy and rich’. Also uses fillers and Botox, eyebrows spray painted on like Groucho Marx.
Look at the state of Chantelle. She’s such a council house princess with all her fake designer bags.
by Grifter350 January 30, 2022
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Punk Rock Princess

awesome song by Something Corp. on their Leaving Through the Window album. track #2!
Hey dude yesterday I was singing that somthing corp. song.
by punkbaby23 March 2, 2004
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princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.
He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.
by Guillermo July 2, 2006
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Princess-mermaid Hair

A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.
Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!
by kupkake2015 November 29, 2012
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Turtle Mother princess

loves to bury head in sand, strong willed, wide set vagina. Lets all species suck on her tits. Extremely sexy and will trick you into sex, so she can have more babies. Loves sea shells and insane. very snappy.
mariah preston is such a turtle mother princess, look at her boobs!

Damn Mariah is being such a turtle mother princess, what a trifling whore like her mother.
by turtle mother October 22, 2011
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