Russert potato

(noun) -- (definition 1) a man who has a belly diameter equal to or greater that one half his overall height, thereby possibly making him a high-risk candidate for coronary artery disease, coronary thrombus or perhaps even sudden cardiac death.

(noun) -- (definition 2) the belly of such a person as described in definition 1 of this word.

(So named after the sudden, cardiac death of reknown U.S. journalist Tim Russert on 13 june, 2008. R.I.P. )

When I heard about extreme belly fat being a factor in "sudden cardiac death", I measured my body's lattitude at my belly button. I'm probably not eight feet tall. Therefore, it would behoove me to exercise, eat less junk food and get rid of this Russert potato!

by Paul Skinner June 18, 2008

Pure Potato

When picking potatoes and sorting out the good ones from the bad...

Feargal: aw this potato is rotten, and this one, and this one.

Sinead: YAY!! this ones pure potato!!!!

Feargal & Sinead (do the mash potato dance)

by Marie :D November 11, 2007

potato knockers

when a girl/ boy is very skinnny but has some of the biggest boobs you have seen in your life they have potato knockers

oh my god she has some big potato knockers


omg did you see ally's potato knockers yesterday??

by alex mckenzie, karly September 25, 2008

Cheesy Potatoes

Sex in a cup...

Oh man, those Cheesy potatoes were sex in a cup.
I had an orgy in my mouth!

by Codydaigle February 20, 2009

Potato Pancake

When a fist bump meets a high five.

Gary was expecting a high-five and puts his hand up but receives a fist bump into his open palm. This is called a Potato Pancake

by Frozen Butterfly March 20, 2011

Rotten Potato

When you are having sex and in the middle of busting a nut you shove your fist in her ass so that you can save yourself from having a child.

"Dude I had to pull a Rotten Potato yesterday"

by SDFGHJKJHNBVCXDRFTYHJN May 2, 2019

potato pancake

a golden brown, flat, fried, pan-like object usually comprised of potato, lightly salted, dipped in catsup.

"May i have a Potato Pancake" says Kristin. "What the fuck is that?" Says chow hall server

by J-bone and K-Dawg and Lil Bit March 23, 2009