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shithouse phantom

A mysterious being, whose identity and motives are unknown, who insists on scrawling on the bathroom walls in shit. The bathroom may be a public restroom, but is often a bathroom at an professional job.

His brown musings maybe actual words like "hello, hi, or turd" and yet are often fecal smearings with no discernable message.

Who are you shithouse phantom? And why have you selected this bathroom as your canvas?!?!
Hank: Yeah so me and the wife (upon opening bathroom door) HOLY FUCK The shithouse phantom is back again! Fuckin hell, Charlie, call maintanence would you?

Charlie: I mean really, who writes "hi" on the wall in shit?

Hank: The shithouse phantom, Charlie. The shithouse phantom.
by Mighty B October 27, 2006
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cell phart

1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.
There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.
by Eduardo Carrochio November 22, 2007
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liz phair

Genre: Rock, Indie rock, Pop
Albums: Exile In Guyville, Whipsmart, Whitechocolatespaceegg, Liz Phair, Somebody's miracle(in that order)
Girlsound Demos recorded in 1991 before any of her albums.
Phair was born in Connecticut, but was raised in Winnetka, Illinois. Phair is adopted, as is her older brother Philip. She graduated from New Trier High School in 1985. She attended Oberlin College in Oberlin, Ohio, and majored in art history.In 1995, Phair married Jim Staskauskas, a film editor who had worked on her videos; they had one child, James Nicholas Staskauskas, on December 21, 1996. The couple have since divorced.
More recently, Phair has been linked with her guitar player, Dino Meneghin.1
by Holly Matronic April 28, 2007
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Phantom Menace

Refers to a man with a boner walking or standing behind people while poking at them with his erect penis.
Damn! I just got Phantom Menaced!
by Pee in the park June 7, 2005
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pharell williams

Huge pop star who used to make tunes with chad hugo. These days he's know as skateboard P and roles with Kanye west.
pharell williams wrote a verse on that 92 classic "rump shaker"
by phatrick October 6, 2006
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Phat Fucking Beats

Beats the happen to be phat and fucking at the same time.
Pump up those phat fucking beats At0m.
by Asdf November 29, 2003
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phantom piss

Thinking you need to take a piss, only to find you don't when stood in front of the pan.
Thats the fourth phantom piss this morning. Wish I could squeeze out a piss and be done.
by nameisalwaystaken November 9, 2006
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