hit the clock

to turn 18

guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock

guy 2: that's really weird bro

by blubloobglue August 14, 2021

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024

Clock Kid

The kid who sits below the clock in class and always stares at you when you check the time

Guy: Why does this guy keep looking at me?
Other guy: You’re sitting below the clock don’t be a Clock Kid

by TheMinecraftKid March 04, 2020

On the clock

A term/phrase used when a minor is 12 and under like the numbers on the clock 1-12

'ay shorty kinda bad but she on the clock, you know what that means no cock"

by dillpickel<3;3 June 08, 2022

clock thong

a thong for a clock.

person 1: "my clock looks a little boring"
person 2: "ill get you a clock thong!"

by WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO January 20, 2023

Clock Locking

The illusion of time going incredibly slow generally caused by locking eye contact with a clock.

Sophie: "Seriously, this has been the slowest hour of my life"
Rob: "Stop clock locking yourself"

by trebortron June 05, 2013

Lock or get clocked

Get it together or get slapped

Yo bro you gotta lock or get clocked my guy.

by BibloSwaggins April 21, 2025