A person of young age who hasn't quite hit puberty yet and has a high voice that plays videos games a lot and believes they're good when they really suck so much ass everyone hates them for playing!
Hey you damn prepubescent noob you suck a lot at this game you think you're good but you really fucking suck!
by Rustybeartrap December 30, 2011
Any explosive device that is mounted to the gun in a game.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.
Good for firing at multiple enemies coming around a corner.
Bad for firing at one guy who can be easily dispatched with one bullet.
by Gamer117 December 12, 2009
Basics of this saing come from noob which you will see is a slam on new people... in the past directed toward game players an poeple of the sort but now.... well with my community of peoples... has become a broader diss to ne one new to ne thing! lol it acctually is a funny diss so give her a shot
some douche comes up acting bad at say... basket ball... you stomp him... your comment "What a Noob!"!!!
by Brad Freakin Hull October 12, 2006
To put it simply, a virgin. Can also be referred to someone who has never touched a woman's breast before.
by Tex54 July 15, 2009
Generally used on the internet and in real-life, this word has many origins. Generally used to describe someone as an outcast, or someone who does something out of the norm on a constant basis.
Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.
Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.
Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc
Meaning 1: Someone who fails simple everyday tasks. For example - failing to operate an ATM, tie ones shoes properly or wash their hands after using the toilet.
Meaning 2: Someone who fails to socialise in a normal way. For example - at a pub or club, attempting to use a pick-up line on a girl.
Meaning 3: Someone who can no longer function properly in a real environment, and must live constantly "online" connected to their computer/mobile phone/television/etc
1: "Holy shit, that guy over there has been trying to put his card into the ATM the wrong way around for the past 10 minutes, what a life noob."
2:
Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*
3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."
2:
Ben: Hey baby, wanna come back to my house for a drink? I've got cable TV
Girl: *SLAP*
Ben: ouch. Hey sugar wanna come back to my house for a drink? I have a BMW
Girl2: *SLAP*
Ben: yeow. Hey honey wanna come back to my place for a coffee? I own stocks in a multimillion dollar company
Girl3: *SLAP*
3: "Holy shit. Those two fat geeks do nothing but play World of Warcraft all day, I bet they've forgotten the real world uses dollars and when you die you don't respawn."
by #FTW April 07, 2006
Someone who is absolutely new something, but still pretends to know what he/she is doing. usually to an annoying degree.
noob sauce: DUDE!!! i got a kill! woot in your face!!!
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?
regular person: i just got back from eating a half-hour lunch and you only found my guy once?!?!?
by Gee Dubs June 29, 2006
You're a noob for not knowing what a noob is. You're actually such a noob that you had to look up the word noob on urbandictionary. Wait, should I say this in your language?
Translated into noob:
ur lyk a n00b 4 nawt noin wut a n00b izz. ur acshally suchhhh a n00b dat u had 2 l00k up da werd n00b 0n urbandickshanary.
Translated into noob:
ur lyk a n00b 4 nawt noin wut a n00b izz. ur acshally suchhhh a n00b dat u had 2 l00k up da werd n00b 0n urbandickshanary.
noob: wutz lyk a n00b???!!??!1!1!!!
actual person: You don't know what a noob is? Wow, you're such a noob!
noob: but lyk wut iz dat??!?!!? lyk wtf lyk????!?!1!?!?!!?
actual person: *sigh*
actual person: You don't know what a noob is? Wow, you're such a noob!
noob: but lyk wut iz dat??!?!!? lyk wtf lyk????!?!1!?!?!!?
actual person: *sigh*
by why are you such a noob? November 16, 2010