murderered

To be murdered excessively by a murderer; murdered by excessive means

Scared Person: Oh no, we're totally gonna get murderered here!

by Shillyj April 9, 2017

murderlove

The feeling of loving someone( or something) while simultaneously wanting to murder him/her/it

I somehow love you in a weird intense way that makes me want to kill you...
- That is called Murderlove
- Okay that's not a thing...
-Yes it is
- I really want to murder you right now.

by Dr love Craic November 3, 2020

mudderbutter

engaging in anal sex with a female, then taking ur shit covered dick and procceeding to titty-fuck her

dude i totally mudderbuttered that chick last night

by tskron April 23, 2009

Muldered

When the company you work for isolates you with projects they deem meaningless but still keep you on the payroll. Also called "Miltoned".

"I just had my budget slashed and resources relocated but they are still keeping me on staff but I have to justify my existence on a daily bases. I think I just got Muldered."

by Mulder's Forgotten Twin January 10, 2012

muderi

has big black juicy balls so tall and good at every sport. He will cum on tour moms back and fuck your sister. He is very fun to be arround but dont joke around with him too much.

damn it I wish i was muderi

by Jasmine latishana December 8, 2021

muderi

he has big juicy balls and will absolutly destroy your mom. he catches all the girls and is the best at sports. he will fuck you until daybreak and will make you cum minimum 5 times. he is very fun but dont play with too much.

i wish i was Muderi

by Jasmine latishana December 8, 2021

The Tough Mudder

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014