Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.

Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.

by Shock N Awe Special February 27, 2009

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pud muffins

the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.

Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!

by hi2224 November 10, 2010

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blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

by sexytime27 May 26, 2008

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Cunt-muffin

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.

Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.

by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009

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