Legit the worst school in America. Altho we do hav sum of the thiccest bitches, they are kinda ugly. This is where the famous Anom is found in the wild.
by totallycoolperson May 11, 2019
Get the Woodmere Middle Schoolmug. Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.
by Youngazn March 19, 2019
Get the parker middle schoolmug. Where there is a hoe names Roslyn and Sofia. There are many nice teacher except the one asshole teacher, Mr.Covil. Be careful when you go into the bathroom, you might get std’s. Many bitches get hickey’s in the library. White bitches don’t exist there like they do in other parts of CT.
by Jojo 123456123456 April 11, 2019
Get the Broadview Middle Schoolmug. the most…middle school out there. it’s the home of the lancers, and despite the fact that lancers are men who ride horses and kill people, our lancer code is to be respectful, be responsible, and be safe.
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
despite the name longfellow there’s more 4’11 crab men in this school than i can count. the population of longfellow consists of mostly f boys and gay emo kids. you’ll probably survive if you don’t jaywalk to school, but let’s be honest; we all do it. don’t bully the emo kids, they’ll shove their hand up your butthole and pull out your kidneys (that’s what the cafeteria food is made of.)
if you’re on bus 7, you’re screwed on fridays. you might have to sit on someone’s lap, or even hang on to the stop sign to get a ride home because everyone’s trying to get a ride to starbucks.
there is a 42.069% chance of you being called emo in the hallways for wearing any article of clothing that is black. no exceptions.
beware of a certain gym teacher. (if yk yk.)
mask up lancer >:(
person 1: what school do you go to?
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
person 2: longfellow middle school
person 1: woah no way, i go there too. wait didn’t you call me a furry in the hallway?
person 2: no, i called you a gay furry. get it right lmao
by mitski enthusiast May 8, 2022
Get the longfellow middle schoolmug. I hate Parkcrest middle school
by Mrs jj March 27, 2019
Get the Parkcrest middle schoolmug. It's a fucking hell-hole, if you ever consider moving/coming to this school. DON'T...
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
It's utter shit and I know many people here who smoke dope.
Person 1- Hey bro, I'm going to go to school at Salyards middle school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
Person 2- Fucking don't I'll smash your mom again if you go to the stupid ass fucking school
by Storm The Idiot March 31, 2022
Get the Salyards Middle Schoolmug. west green middle is a school full of rednecks who think there better than everyone if ur black you better stay far away from this racist school and don’t get me started on the girls who think they are better than everyone in the world but in reality they will sleep with your dad if you do anything to them they don’t even care if there old either they will do anything just to get payback on you so watch out for them west green middle girls they will also break your heart and say it’s your fault and get the whole County hating on you all the kids in there also do all types of drugs and get caught every day and continue to bring things to school
by yo momma101 January 21, 2022
Get the west green middlemug.