Mexican Rodeo

The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.

Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?

Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.

He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.

by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022

vanilla mexican

A white person that has grown up with Mexican culture

Im not Mexican, but I'm a vanilla Mexican

by Ayyyyeeeeeee August 26, 2017

mexican caravan

A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate

"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"

by Beanerbrowntown6969 August 31, 2017

Mexican Ville

This is another Southern California thing. As stated earlier in Mexican Mobile, Southern California is super close to the Mexican border. Majority of the population he is Mexican, and they tend to dwell in nasty areas. The areas they live in are crammed full of mexicans, germs run rampant, cars line the streets in every direction, trash is everywhere, and you can smell fabric softener from a mile way (It is their perfume after all). They all seem to live on streets called "Orange" or "Tulip", which sound nice, until you learn that they are part of Mexican Ville. Every few days, the mexicans from Mexican Ville will travel to the nicer neighborhoods and they will park their Mexican Mobiles in a nice neighborhood, to make room for more Mexican Mobiles thus ruining the whole state.

Jose Ole: *points at non Mexican ville* Hey mom, that neighborhood looks pretty nice, why can't we live there?
Moné Ole: That's not Mexican Ville Meja, we don't go there, only out cars go there

by liampaynelover September 29, 2019

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

mexican popcorn

A common saying in middle america where you use a piece of corn to wipe your ass after diarrhea then dry age it for 30 days and when it’s hard and flaky, you donate it to the poor as soul food flavored popcorn kernels

“My family and I donated 300 barrels of mexican popcorn to our local food shelter”

friend-“wow that’s great! You should put that on your college application for service hours!”

*hobo walks out of a bakery with brown teeth and a plastic bowl of popcorn*

by footlongdick April 24, 2022

mexican ivy

A wall shower of feces often found in public restrooms.

We stopped at a gas station to fill up and use the restroom, but the Mexican ivy was so bad I decided to just hold it.

by Mattedroom February 10, 2017