Matt-Oan

The best person ever. Perfect in every way. Perfect look and personality.

Whoa, it’s Matt-Oan, how is he so perfect! He’s the goat.

by TheGoatDecider October 17, 2020

Matt troiani

Pretty much a big vaping fag and that’s all

#quietlygay #vaping #juul #tripfromfacade #matt troiani

by Okcoolimnottakingmytimeforthis July 2, 2018

Little Matt

Little bitch boy who is not only built like squshy from oozma kappa, but also heat meizer. constantly angry and drives like my grandmother. certified little bitch boy. constantly has something to say or be upset about.

damn pro, you're such a pussy, you're really acting like Little Matt right now

by ChroMe Ghostz April 25, 2023

Matt attat

A person who is a Matt attat is a highly hyperactive human being who has the brain capacity of a blue whale high on cocaine. There are tests to prove that if a Matt attat were to get more hyperactive then he currently is he would dissolve into a puddle of low-sugar Yacult.

What ever you do, don't do that to the Matt attat

by Matt attat June 11, 2019

matt charnley

The sexiest person known to man. everyone bows down to him as he walks past. he is just that sexy.

Matt Charnley is so dam hot

by Shrek inator September 3, 2016

Matt Kibbe

A person who
- is president and CEO of FreedomWorks

- was Rep. Dan Miller's (R. FL.) cheif of staff and house budget committee representative.

-in '90 '93 he was director of federal budget policy for the U.S. chamber of commerce

-was aneconomist for the RNC

Matt Kibbe is president and CEO of FreedomWorks.

by Titus Optimus July 23, 2012

Matt Shultz

Matt Shultz is the lead singer in cage the elephant and is also married to Malayha Shultz.

Person 1: Hey have you heard of the band cage the elephant?
Person 2: Oh yeah I love that band! Did you know the lead singer is Matt Shultz?
Person 1: Yup! Isn’t he married to Malayha Shultz?
Person 2: Yes!

by sparkle jump rope queen June 14, 2021