by Reagulayte January 3, 2020

When someone inserts a pipette into the penis hole, and starts the release water in the penis. And starts jerking it. When they finish the water splashes out inside the cum and you start eating it for good luck. People may also use jumpercables to stimulate pleasure while doing Jamaican masturbation technique number 9
by Bleacher brah January 13, 2025

Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
by When You Cant Think Of A Name October 15, 2021

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.
“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”
by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Once I found out I could suck my own dick I began to oral masturbate daily still do oral masturbation is using one's mouth to perform oral sex on themselves self-sucking auto fellatio oral masturbation
by Big D Sexton Bloomington, in July 12, 2024

i.e. this is when one derives sexual pleasure contemplating an object or subject, and/or overthinking something outwith their expertise resulting in grandiosity from confirmation bias
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...
by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021
