Yeah. THAT'S the problem! You're just TOO GOOD TO FUCK ME. THAT'S it. And SO MUCH SO... That I need to change my entire life... And ignore the FACT that you're just FUCKING ALL THE FAT-COCKS INDISCRIMINATELY and then fucking date you, subsidize your bitch life... Indefinitely. THAT'S the problem.
Hym "And you call it the 'Male loser epidemic.' That's the problem with society to you. Men are just not good enough to fuck you and if only we could fix that then everything would be fine. It's not you fucking fat-cocks indiscriminately and making a de facto second class citizenry. It's not that the Jews are just allowed to steal and commit genocide. The literal creator of AI is just too much not good enough to fuck you and THAT is the problem with society."
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Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"
Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game
Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"
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by Aurajit January 26, 2025
Get the Internet loser mug.N- A person who finds just about anything as an embarrassment because they do not have the guts to put themselves out there.
N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.
N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.
N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
Karen: "Did you see how they were dancing? So obnoxious."
Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."
Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."
Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
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Get the loser mug.N- A person who finds just about anything as an embarrassment because they do not have the guts to put themselves out there.
N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.
N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
N- A person who thinks they are funny, but is an asshole.
N- a person who projects their lack and insecurity onto the world, creating the never-ending cycle of the concept of embarrassment. Not only do they trap themselves in a box, but everyone else who is seeking happiness elsewhere, besides the traditional route.
N- A person who does not pass the vibe check.
N- A person who wastes their energy on who they view as 'damned', by ridiculing them... though only contradicts themselves with their unlawful, and obvious obsession with the 'damned'.
N- A person who thinks they are funny, but is an asshole.
N- a person who projects their lack and insecurity onto the world, creating the never-ending cycle of the concept of embarrassment. Not only do they trap themselves in a box, but everyone else who is seeking happiness elsewhere, besides the traditional route.
Karen: "Did you see how they were dancing? So obnoxious."
Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."
Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
Murray: "lol, all they post is (insert irritable vacuum sounds)."
George: "For the love of God, Murray, create a personality of your own."
Penny: "No, Karen. I was too busy having fun. Don't be a looser."
Karen: "Did you see that their tag was out,?'
Penny: "No, Karen. Did you tell them their tag was out?"
Karen: "No."
Penn: " It sounds like there aren't too many thoughts up there, Karen. Don't be a loser."
Murray: "lol, all they post is (insert irritable vacuum sounds)."
George: "For the love of God, Murray, create a personality of your own."
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"No, the people that go in there are in the loser territory."
"No, the people that go in there are in the loser territory."
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