loose wood

Loose wood is having an erection out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose wood

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

looker booker

a crooked narc that is addicted to drugs and sex.

i saw a looker booker last night he took my pcp and MY BITCH DOWG MAN ..damn ima give his mom a Tennessee chili bag.

by a really white emo kid January 15, 2018

loose leaf

When a woman presses her vulva against an incapacitated person's face; the female equivalent of a "teabag".

Don't tell James, but James passed out with his shoes on last night and Crystal totally loose leafed him.

by OmegaMaleManginaCuck January 28, 2018

Loose your virginity

When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.

I lost my virginity, When will you loose your virginity?

by TommyIsNotTommy March 3, 2018

loonertick

A dumby

She is a loonertick! 😈

by part_catlady May 13, 2018

Loosened the bottle cap

An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done

Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first

by BottleMaster June 5, 2018

loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.

In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.

by uncletrav June 6, 2018