Irish Cream Log

The act of first taking a bowel movement (has to be one consistent turd) and than proceeding to urinate upon said bowel movement. After words the man must ejaculate upon the already urinated feces. The user than leaves it for the next victim.
Dude 1: I need to take a shit

Dude 2 (after leaving the stall, looking proud): good luck!

Dude 1: aww, dude! you left an Irish Cream Log!
by Inkk February 22, 2012
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a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin
i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie
by b-rent December 20, 2004
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you for some random reason went onto a calculator and went thru the keyboard letters from left to right, up to down and got this... wow
person 1:"i am a freaking nerd, look if you put the if you put the keryboard into the calculator you get √(tan(π × Ans × sin(log(ln(cos()))))√e)".

person 2:"i commited rax evasion lol."
by December 15, 2020
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the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.
DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.
by Keepo123 September 08, 2015
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Bump on a log

The type of person who will not move off of the couch. A person who likes to yell and rage to claim back their spot. A type of person who will and can be lazy and will glare down anyone who wishes to steal their log (the couch).
Hey Olivia do you wanna go out today?

Olivia: No Im a bump on a log
by Bump on a log July 26, 2022
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ghost logging

Its when you play DayZ, and log off in the middle of a fight, generally when in cover so the other player is still hunting for you, but wil never find you
(player 1 and his friend see player 2, and starts shooting)
(player 2 jumps behind a rock and logs off)
player 1: "Come on out!"
player 1's friend: "Don't bother, he's ghost logging"
by Blazingscout April 10, 2014
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