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Natural Light

A beer made for real Men that have chest hair and piss excellence.
Boy cutting down 100 trees with an ax is hard man work. Toss me a Natural Light!
by hogballs5000 October 2, 2018
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The Laser Light Show

A term for a glorious penis (often seen in the lower regions of people who's name starts with "C")

It is said to have two elephant ears tattooed on the thighs to make it resemble an elephant.

There are also rumors of lights shooting out of it, thus giving it the name.
Girl 1: "I went and watched the laser light show last night."

Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I just went the other night... blew. my. mind."
by Batguy256 January 9, 2011
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light weight

One who fails at drinking.
- Yo, did you see Kenneth last night?

- Yeah! He got wasted off beer mixed with sprite!

- Oh man, what a light weight.
by Kenneth Lipa September 12, 2009
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lightie

South African slang, refers to a young person.
My grandson is just a lightie.
We dont sell alcohol to lighties.
by Smarties July 4, 2005
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natural light

Quite possibly the worst beer ever made. Hardly even qualifies as beer. A good beer to get shitfaced on after you're already too drunk to realize it tastes like piss. Very popular for beer pong. Also known as 'natty'.
The distinct aroma of Natural Light is of piss and motor oil.
by Warhawk137 September 4, 2006
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Light-skinded

A fair skinned African American. May be fair skinned secondary to previous generations of european descent. Fair skinned appearance may also be a result of non-african parentage.

Often, at birth, African American children may appear 'light-skinded' but darken up after days to weeks after birth evoking accusations such as "That ain't my baby!" and "You slept with a white man!"
Stranger: "you got a white momma?"

Me: "Why you asking?"

Stranger: "No disrespect, you are just light-skinded that's all."

Me: "Ahh, that's because Ma'ssr couldn't keep his hands off the house slaves." (implying that there is european heritage in family's past).
by Dr. Nat March 22, 2009
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keep it light

The act and/or intention of keeping and event or conversation non stressful, calm, and breezy.
#1
Todd: Hey man, what is the plan for tonight?
John: I don't know dude, lets just keep it light. I'm not down for nothing to thick.
#2
Bill: What time is Jen going to get here?
Tom: At 6:00, but her cat died today, so make sure you keep it light.
by Suzie Marie April 30, 2008
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