last rizz-ort

the desperate typa rizz. begging, basically suing your last rizz cards up your sleeve

nah bro was begging her get with him. he had that “last rizz-ort” rizz.

by xoxo.cleo April 2, 2023

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022

Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.

...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)

by Owen's World August 31, 2016

Last Suppering

When someone goes to a restaurant during the COVID-19 pandemic and mirthlessly tells the hostess, "I'll be eating outside."

Pad thai is totally worth last suppering over.

by TuckeredOut December 7, 2020

last cousin

Having sexual intercourse with a long distant relative also known as a last cousin

(Lachy) my next door neighbour is hot but she is my last cousin

by Littlecrawbob02 February 13, 2021

The Last Talk Show

The greatest talk show on the internet; analyzes culture by interviewing the greatest everyday people.

Friend: Did you watch The Last Talk Show on YouTube?
Friend 2: Bro, I didn't just watch. I subscribed too. That's the best show ever 🔥

by Trekeyvante November 23, 2021

Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022