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Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023
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Pulling a John Rogers

"Pulling a John Rogers" means when you agree to go somewhere with friends, you cancel at the last minute or sometimes after the event has started. It is generally in association with some unforeseen circumstance like your sister was planning on flying into town and you just found out about it 20 minutes ago. Canceling usually takes the form of a text message. In rare instances, a phone call or email/instant message will occur.
"He's 15 minutes late....he must be pulling a John Rogers again" - look at phone, sees text message: "Sorry guys, I can't make it".

Or, 30-60 minutes before meeting for dinner, someone in the group will receive the following text/email/IM "Sorry guys, I can't make it - I PROMISE I'll be there for the next game".
by ct_cyclist321 January 27, 2014
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His name is John Cena

It links to the the wrestling champion John Cena theme song.It is known to be on vine.Usually when some one says his name is and gets cutoff by "John Cena!!!"
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Rick says "And his name is!!"
Julian replies "John Cena"
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collin st john

A hunk, probably the hottest guy in the world. He gets all the girls and can beat anyone in basketball.
Woah, look at collin st john, he just hit 15 three-pointers!
by Yuhboi December 20, 2016
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Gay Russian John Marc

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man
by Asskrak October 24, 2017
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Prank’em John

when your friend “pranks” you when you’re asleep by clapping your booty cheeks or stuffing your mouth
he’s asleep
prank’em john
*proceeds to sexually violate sleeping friend*
by RabbisaurusRex340 January 8, 2022
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john madden

A monosyllabic, perspectiveless football announcer who rambles like harry caray and abuses the coaches clicker in an obsessive-compulsive manner while muttering primal grunts and "booms". Also known for scribbling unintelligible illustrations with the telestrater about the latest team he's jumped on the bandwagon with. Finds it harder to take is current favorite team and ram it down everybody's throats now that he's on MNF.
Did you hear that john madden is starting his own football league? The Packers and Cowboys play each other every week, and they both win every time!!
by T.Y. July 15, 2004
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