Tip Job

A type of hand job in which the girl just goes up and down along just the tip of one's dick.

Bro: I brought some freshmen girl back last night who apparently thought a hand job consisted of just going up and down the tip of my dick.

Dude: Sounds like you got your first tip job.

Bro: More like last.

by TheKimmer September 5, 2011

job-hoard

A "retired" individual who already collects a fat pension but refuses to quit working at a good job, thus (unintentionally) robbing a young adult of a decent job opportunity. In order to meet the criteria of a job-hoard, an individual must own a home fully, be experiencing no financial pressures and have a combined pension income that equals or exceeds what a young adult would earn working 80 hours per week at a job that pays at or near minimum wage.

Retirees who truly need the money are not the target of this definition.

Younger people have already inherited a shattered economy, impossible real estate prices, and an overall inability to provide genuine opportunities for their future families. Compounding this are financially-secure folks who have a perceived need for more money.

The above definition is not meant to be ageist, as there are many younger "retirees" hoarding jobs too.

job-hoarder - " I worked for the government for 30 years, I get a nice pension and this job gives me something to do so I don't get bored, did I mention I've got a house for sale "

young person - " I wish I could find something full-time, my wife and I want to have kids someday but we can't afford it, and forget a pension, that'll NEVER happen"

job-hoard - " Don't worry there young feller, I'm sure you'll find somethin "

by p5150 January 1, 2010

Lacto-job

It is sort of like a blowjob for girls tits, sucking, licking and blowing her nipples to give her a wild sensation.

after catalina gave me a blow job i gave her a lacto-job!

by Rasta666 May 18, 2008

That is not my job

It’s another word for oh hell na it’s originated from Nickelodeon drake and josh’s manger Helen

Lottie-“Get my food”
Chelsey-“That is not my job “

by ChelseyandLottie.xo May 17, 2019

Elephant Job

Using your nose for sexual pleasure.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me an awesome elephant job last night.

Damn I bet that Jewish girl would give a sweet EJ.

by roseroseroseroserose June 28, 2011

Tob Job

A job done by a silent or mute guy, where he sucks on your smallest toe, then spits in your eye.

Male 1: How much for a Tob Job?

Mute Male: (Signs for $300)

by TOBE JOBE May 8, 2011

vibe job

Putting your phone on vibrate and resting it on your gens while in a text conversation.

Lucy: "I hate you, and I'm never gonna do anything for you ever again."

Murphy: "Well aren't you wrong, your giving me a vibe job right now."

by newschannel June 10, 2009