Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.

"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"

by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

Jesus Antlers

An abstract concept that generalizes what every white blooded American should stand for.

Cletus - Wesley, did ya remember to pick up that case of PBR and the mountain dew?
Wesley - Hell yeah, I'm always wearing my Jesus Antlers.

by Batdad Merla February 17, 2013

african jesus

A Black holy spirit named after a holy god Jesus

Damn that black african jesus is cute

by YJHR June 16, 2017

Jesus butthole

What some dogs have. The two calics on each thigh are the hands and the butthole is the head. If you look at it closely, it kind of looks like Jesus at the last supper.

"My dog's got a Jesus butthole!"

by ahumanbeingwhoisaperson December 3, 2020