Hitting Snakes

The art of masturbating usually performed in the shower

Boy 1. How was your Shower?
Boy 2. Iwas hitting snakes! it was mean :)

by Henzzzzzzzzzzz August 15, 2012

Making Snakes

to have to make a bowel movement urgently

Wow I got to get to the toilet, t minus 10 seconds till I'm making snakes bra!

by this guy over there December 28, 2011

Snake Garden

A snake is someone who you think is sincere and really nice, but then turns out to be a backstabber.

Someone who acts like your best friend, but who actually is the opposite. When they gather in herds they’re called Snake Garden.

All the students are snakes. Tingvoll Videregående is a snake garden

by Albus12345 November 27, 2018

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

snake god

A person who is "godly" or good at playing the "snake side position" in paintball, usually a smaller player

Have you seen that guy play snake he is a "Snake god".

by Pbagg August 22, 2017

Body Snake

A mowel movement of immense size and girt usually involving a large amount of pride and sense of accomplishment.

Pooper - “Dude! I just let loose a body snake of a life time.”

Friend - “ Holyshit! That must weigh 10 pounds. What did you eat?!?!”

by Mad Shitter October 20, 2018

Fake Snake

Google's version of snake which is a poor man's version of the original Nokia snake!

Stop playing that fake snake!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018