Jerry’s House

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.

When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.

by My name isn’t jerry July 4, 2021

traquair house

A rlly cool place where u can drink beer, get lost in a maze and see goats climb up a wooden thing

I like traquair house
U cool

by Iamthesky August 5, 2017

Fullerest House

Future show after Fuller House

Anay: Hey Madison, have you seen Fuller House?
Madison: Yeah, Anay, I just finished, next up is Fullerest House.

by Fullerest June 5, 2020

stake house

a vampire brothel

Ima get some rump roast at da stake house!

by wheats303 February 23, 2011

tough house

A hard ass who is compelled to make their toughness known by making ridiculous threats, accusations, etc...

"Holy shit you god damn tough house!"
"What? you gonna stab me you toughy-tough-tough house?"

by thedoodler June 5, 2005

puss house

The biggest pussy you know. If people were measured by their character, and that character could be stored in boxes, the “Puss House” would need an entire dwelling to store his boxes labeled “bitch tits and chicken shits.”

“Is Chad really going home with that hot girl?”
“Not a chance. Chad’s a fucking puss house.”

by Daddy Slack June 15, 2021

House spouse

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)

Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.

by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017