Malcolm W. H.

Malcolm is my husband. He is the love of my life and the only person I love. My Malcolm, my love, my tears, and my smile. Malcolm is well... He is Malcolm. He is my Malcolm none the less. He is smart and funny, he is kind and loving, and oh so handsome. 🥰🫶🏽

Malcolm W. H. is the love of my life 🤭

by HeartofaTeddyBear23 October 30, 2023

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Ulysses H. Ficus

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.

Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.

by Whale On A Boat February 22, 2011

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H&M

Wearing H&M jeans does not make you gay. It has a male section and so it is not gay.

Hey where you get those jeans?
Oh h&m.

by Jeans of H and m January 07, 2020

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Adam H.

All of these types of Adams are known to be the ugliest. They are complete fuckboys and have average penis sizes of 0.098 centimeters

Damn, that man is a complete Adam H.

by Bappbapp September 10, 2016

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h-tard

Any country folk that come to college bars/parties and plays a bunch of country music on the juke box/stereo. H-tards are also ignorant, loud, and culturally close minded.

"Someone turn this country music crap off and get these h-tards out of here."

by donnylightning June 08, 2009

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