Gordon Ramsay

An ex-shite-footballer turned acid-tongued chef who appears to have a severely dried apricot for a face

Guy: There was nothing on tv last night, so i was watching "The F Word" and i realised, wtf is wrong with Gordon Ramsay's face?
Guy 2: I dunno, let's ask Jeeves(?)

by tata12 August 24, 2009

gorerotted

Amazing metal band. Listen to these guys only if you want them to reach through your speakers and go zombie graveyard rape bonanza on you.

I listened to Gorerotted, now I have the strange urge to kill all that cross my path.

by onelung02 November 21, 2004

gormful

In the Laws of Enlish grammar, technically, gormless is defined as 'one without gorm' therefore, in reason, gormful is the contrast to that.

'John was looking in depth and looked relativly gormful'

by The Blond Jay May 22, 2006

Gormanism

n. A syndrome where you look younger than you really are.

She has Gormanism because she's 20 but looks 13.

by Creepy Nuo August 8, 2005

gorilla burp

It is a burp that originates in the pit of the stomach. It is usually accompanied by a dry heave. The person might be intoxicated. The burps are loud and scary (sounds like they might die).

She was so drunk that after she threw up she let out multiple gorilla burps. We thought she was going to die.

by Anastasia Alvarez January 3, 2008

Gorik

A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft (ear) hair and an unbelievably cute laugh. A Gorik typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving Vans. This specimen tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik's first originated in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which causes one to think they are important when they really are not. Gorik's never like to admit when they are wrong, but in those rare times that they do, they don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.

Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think I need to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks Guy!"
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"

by Dollfaceeeee November 15, 2009

Gorb Snatching

The act of catching a fart bubble with cupped hands while immersed in a body of water, i.e. a bathtub, jacuzzi, swimming pool, etc., for the purposes of personal enjoyment, relocating the bubble to someone else' location, or incriminating another for the offending stench.

John caught Jane in the act of gorb snatching just before she let the rancid bubble pop right under his nose.

Bill was known among his friends on the swim team as a notorious gorb snatcher.

by Chupacabra Ric January 2, 2011